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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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blood-countess:

One thing Judges always say is “a man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.” Ted Bundy, however, proved this wrong. Though he was found guity of murder, the last words said to him by the judge were:
"It is ordered that you be put to death by a current of electricity, that current be passed through your body until you are dead. Take care of yourself, young man. I say that to you sincerely; take care of yourself, please. It is an utter tragedy for this court to see such a total waste of humanity as I’ve experienced in this courtroom. You’re a bright young man. You’d have made a good lawyer, and I would have loved to have you practice in front of me, but you went another way, partner. Take care of yourself. I don’t feel any animosity toward you. I want you to know that. Once again, take care of yourself."

blood-countess:

One thing Judges always say is “a man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.” Ted Bundy, however, proved this wrong. Though he was found guity of murder, the last words said to him by the judge were:

"It is ordered that you be put to death by a current of electricity, that current be passed through your body until you are dead. Take care of yourself, young man. I say that to you sincerely; take care of yourself, please. It is an utter tragedy for this court to see such a total waste of humanity as I’ve experienced in this courtroom. You’re a bright young man. You’d have made a good lawyer, and I would have loved to have you practice in front of me, but you went another way, partner. Take care of yourself. I don’t feel any animosity toward you. I want you to know that. Once again, take care of yourself."

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daa-ze:

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dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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“Even our concepts about romantic love, I think, are destructive; treating people as property is destructive; being jealous of other people is destructive. You know, being jealous is a perfectly natural thing to feel, so it’s not about suppressing jealousy, but learning to come to terms with it and to recognize its destructiveness and then to transform it.”

—   Jeff Mangum (via theunquotables)
cumbrulee:

Do you like Neutral Milk Hotel?
Their early work was a little rough for my tastes, but when On Avery Island came out in ‘96, I think they really came into their own, stylistically and thematically. The whole LP has an abrasive and static-like sound, and a new sheen of modern  lyricism that really gives the songs a big boost. Jeff Mangum’s been compared to Sean Bonette, but I think Jeff has a much more interesting, thoughtful outlook on the world.
In 1998, Neutral Milk Hotel released this: In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is Holland, 1945, a song so striking, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the unrestrained cruelty of man as a society and as an individual, but it’s also an important statement about fighting against the suppressive life-style of the Western world!
Hey Paul!

cumbrulee:

Do you like Neutral Milk Hotel?

Their early work was a little rough for my tastes, but when On Avery Island came out in ‘96, I think they really came into their own, stylistically and thematically. The whole LP has an abrasive and static-like sound, and a new sheen of modern  lyricism that really gives the songs a big boost. Jeff Mangum’s been compared to Sean Bonette, but I think Jeff has a much more interesting, thoughtful outlook on the world.

In 1998, Neutral Milk Hotel released this: In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is Holland, 1945, a song so striking, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the unrestrained cruelty of man as a society and as an individual, but it’s also an important statement about fighting against the suppressive life-style of the Western world!

Hey Paul!

There’s no stairs. How do I get onto the stage?

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killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

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“The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.”

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—Unknown

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past-and-the-pending:

*aggressively attempts to sing the French in Arcade Fire songs*

Sir Anthony Hopkins Hears The Waltz He Wrote 50 Years Ago For The First Time

Academy Award-winning actor Sir Anthony Hopkins was a musician before he got into acting. 50 years ago he wrote a waltz but was too afraid to ever hear it play. Dutch violinist André Rieu performs it for the very first time. Watch Hopkins’ reaction.

this is the video that worked for me! definitely listen, it’s a gorgeous song!

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Jean Ralphio is the most underrated character from parks and recreation.

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